Ah, the public sector away day, there’s no better example of wanton wastage in the name of team building.

I’ve been on a few myself I’m sad to admit - the best one being the group ‘orchestra’ where 25 people attempted to bang drums of various sizes in time to instructions given by an out of work actor/conductor.

That must have cost a few grand and easily dwarfs the outlay in this story in The Times: Taxpayers fund ‘Doolittle’ awayday for quango staff.

Two HR execs apparently visited a farm and learned how to ‘determine the effectiveness of body language in an equine leadership session’.

Don’t laugh - how cool would it be for your next staff outing to be dressing up and playing Horse Whisperer just like Robert Redford.


I was looking for information on that most famous of redneck TV vehicles, the General Lee from 80s favourite The Dukes of Hazard, when I stumbled across the Veluzat brothers.

Apparently the family was involved for a few years in the wholesale destruction, sorry, I mean creation, of a couple of hundred bright orange 1969 Dodge Chargers, hand built for the stunt men to jump off ever increasingly large ramps.

Melody Ranch Motion Picture Studio logo

Thrown into the description of their motion picture and TV handiwork was mention of the brothers buying up Gene Autry’s old Melody Ranch Studios out in Saugus, California some 30 miles north of Hollywood.

Autry had owned the ranch from 1952 up until 1990 when his horse Champion passed away. Appropriately enough, the ranch had been the location for countless classic western movies from the earliest days of the studios and boasted an impressive western street featuring hotels, a church, bank and jailhouse.

If you visit the website for the Veluzat Motion Picture Ranch today the history just jumps out at you:

experience a page torn from history on the street where famous westerns were made such as The Lone Ranger, Wyatt Earp, Gunsmoke, Hopalong Cassidy, Annie Oakley, Rin Tin Tin, The Cisco Kid and Deadwood

If you like exploring film locations like the folk at movie-locations.com then the two Veluzat websites are well worth a visit, featuring pictures and virtual tours of some classic western wooden building architecture.

Sure the original western street was destroyed back in 1962, but let’s thanks the owners for investing in a new town that can boast over 65 different storefronts to help future western moviemakers bring new life to the genre.

RIP Patrick Swayze

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Sad news today for Dirty Dancing and Ghost fans - dancer turned actor Patrick Swayze has died at the age of 57 after losing his battle with pancreatic cancer.

Whilst I won’t be joining the ‘Yo Patrick Swayze’ Twitter movement, I did want to remember the actor for his Roundhouse role (a late 80s mullet haired classic) and also mention his famous Kansas rodeo champ connections. Rest in peace.


Exciting times at the 2009 Puyallup Fair!

Two steers taking part the opening Western Rodeo Parade and Cattle drive wandered off course when they saw a break in the crowds lining the parade route and detoured into a local Food Mart convenience store.

A brave pair of cowboys entered the store on horseback to retrieve the cattle as this security video from the AP shows:

According to comments on the Tacoma, Washington News Tribune site “It’s the most excitement Puyallup has had in ages!!”

Watch the event unfold with aerial footage of the sedate stampede on the KING5 News website. Witnesses reported that the cattle were impeccably behaved and declined to act like bulls in a china shop…


Last year I suggested there was room in the self-help book market for a new title, A Dummies Guide to Dude Ranching. There are obviously quiet a few people out there who’d buy a copy given visitor traffic to the story 12 months on.

With that in mind, how about a companion title on How To Be A Cowboy? There must be many folks who would love a couple of hundred pages, in addition to their classic westerns DVD collection, on how to live the cowboy lifestyle.

Arizona Cowboy College logo - Copyright Lorill Equestrian CenterIf books aren’t your thing then how about a trip to the Arizona Cowboy College? It’s “Your chance to learn authentic cowboy skills at a working cattle ranch.”

I passed through Scottsdale at the start of 2009 and wish I’d had the chance to stop by for a week’s tuition. Just look at the kind of training on offer below - not sure I’d be able to pick up all this lot in one of those trademarked yellow manuals!

  • Cow-horse knowledge
  • Roping skills
  • Cattle breeds
  • Ranch operations
  • Cattle disease and sickness
  • Chute work
  • Branding, ear marking and tagging

Wind power is causing a storm lately in many parts of the world, and not always for the right reasons. Whilst wildlife lovers ponder the perrilous nature of whirling blades for migrating birds, there are many greenies out there happy to put up with whomping turbines if it means less nuclear waste (that other clean energy).

Who would have thought then that 80 years after electricity reached rural America, the humble windmill would make a comeback, especially for farmers keen to power pumps in remote pastures.

The windmill after all won the West.

What’s that you say? The Windmil? Yes indeed, read Stuart Leuthner’s Fall 2003 piece on AmericanHeritage.com The Windmills That Won the West and you’ll discover that:

The windmill, even more than the railroad, was crucial to settling the West. Windmills permitted ranchers and farmers to live and work on land where there was no reliable natural water supply, which was most of the frontier. And when the tracks started to reach toward the Pacific, windmills supplied the water for the locomotives and those who served them.

Luethner goes on to describe how the infamous Sears, Roebuck catalogue “claimed to offer the most complete line of mills and showcased them in a 118-page supplement”. The company even offered instructions on choosing the best location for your mill.

It’s a great piece to educate yourself about an important part of western history and opened my eyes to a whole industry that sprang up in remote ranchlands - the cowboy engineer. I’m thinking of a whole army of gun toting Windy Millers who can build a fence, dig a well and fix a broken windmill:

Cowboys found they could increase their income by learning to dig wells and erect, maintain, and repair the windmills that pulled water out of them. They traveled across the Plains under the direction of “windmill bosses,” carrying their tools and food in covered wagons and sleeping under the stars. Owners of big ranches often employed crews of windmillers to make continuous rounds of their spreads.

In the 21st century, the best place to see these historic artifacts from the days of westward expansion is the American Wind Power Center, a dedicated windmill museum in Lubbock, Texas.

Texas is, of course, a state more often associated with drilling for oil but now has its own alternative energy training center in the shape of The WindSmith Academy which offers two day courses for people who want to learn the basic tenets of wind power generation.

If you can’t make it to Lubbock then how about picking up a copy of David Stoecklein’s new photography book, Windmills of the West: Rural America’s Most Important Invention. That should be a good taster of 19th century windpower engineering.